Top 10 Reasons Why I Won’t Win the Mother of the Year Award
Top 10 No Mother of the Year Award
9. I hate the library. There I said it. I’ll write a post later about this topic.
8. I refuse to play with him and his cars, wrestling men, pirates, etc. I’ve done this before and he ends up smashing everything into my hands and telling me I don’t ‘play’ right.
7. Apparently I suck because I won’t let him get a lizard. We have a cat. We have had hamsters, fish, and hermit crabs all of which croaked and all of which I had to take care of.
6. I missed basketball sign-ups.
5. I won’t let him get a BB Gun. I’ll end up the one getting shot in the ass…besides he’s fricken 7.
4. I don’t take him to birthdays parties of kids at school that I dont know. I’ve done it before, and I just stand there all awkward. Now, I make sure I know the parents that are going to be there.
3. I spend wayyy too much time blogging and trying desperately to ignore him as I type.
2. Because this is what I sound like in the morning: I Think I Missed My Calling
And the Number 1 reason why I Won’t Win the Mother of the Year Award is…..
you’re killing me here. Are we the same person? I’m so with you on number 8! These are hilarious!
Oh Shit… Guess I wont win either cuz most of whats on your list… I do also! Oh well!!
“You’ll shoot your eye out. You’ll shoot your eye out.”
I killed the fish.
My name is Elvis.
I have skipped out on about 7 birthday parties this year and made my hubby do duty for the one we did go to.
Yup. With you on the Worst MOTY.
I don’t play right either apparently, ending in a fit when I try.
And we had a lizard (and hamsters and fish) and I killed them all. Cats are much easier to keep alive.
Haha…sadly, I’m right there with you an ALL of those. That lizard thing must be a common 7 yr old boy thing bc Mattison has been begging me for one all stinkin year.
LOL….My list is pretty damn close to yours.
I’ve convinced my kid that when Mommy is on the computer that I’m working and if he bugs me, I can’t work, will have no money and will not be able to buy him Bakugans.
Do I feel quilty for lying? Heck No. I’m going to hell.
I always tell my kids that I’m not answering to ‘Mom’ anymore.
Hang in there.
Nice! When I grew up I had this newspaper article stapled to the wall from my mom entitled “Meanest Mother in the World” written for (or by) Dear Abby. I love it to this day, it’s so true
I won't get it either!!! I am the "mean mommie" – Well, yes I guess I am if I won't let my 10 year old light firecrackers off – SUE ME!
I am the exact same way. I will never win any mothering awards!
Stacie
http://www.thedivinemissmommy.com
LMAO at #1. I think I did that with my second child. Unintentionally. Is that even possible?